so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time.
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.”1984 by George Orwell
Steven Spielberg behind the scenes of Jurassic Park (1993)
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.